There’s been a lot of poop talk in the house these days….
I have this deal with the children that if they have a poo that is soft then I will be the one that wipes them (I had to strike a deal with them because I was sick of wiping every bum) but otherwise they MUST do it themselves. Well, we have a little something going on. I would hesitate to call it a flu and think it is much more likely the result of too much crappy food topped off with a TON of fruit and nuts. I’ve been called NUMEROUS times to the washroom to help wipe a bottom. As a result….
….I’ve been given the name CONSTA-POOP!!
Oh, yes, the joys of being a mother!!
On that note….ENJOY (and not, I will not be teaching this to the children…IMAGINE!!)